Setting the record straight

[Tisiphone]

Conchaga fulfills me sexually in every way imaginable...and in some ways you might not imagine.

 

[Dr Dave]

*yawns*

 

[Tisiphone]

Now, don't be that way Dr. Dave....I love you and your pills!

And besides...I'm gonna post stuff like this right now...I went out and got drunk, so I'm letting the vodka do the talking.

 

[jack]

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[Tisiphone]

Magneto is sexy.

 

[jack]

He is rather attractive, isn't he?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Conchaga fulfills me sexually in every way imaginable...and in some ways you might not imagine.

Same here.

 

[Imperium]

Conchaga fulfills me sexually in every way imaginable...and in some ways you might not imagine.

Now what is going to happen when you really do break up? It will happen sooner or later. ZOMG! Future drama!

 

[Red Whacker]

Victims of physical abuse are prone to living in denial.

 

[jack]

Why move to Egypt, just because you are being beaten?

 

[Tisiphone]

He is rather attractive, isn't he?

Yep, which is why Ian McKellan playing him made me dry up fast. Not sexy at all!!!!

 

[jack]

Do you have one of those ridges on the left side of your clitoris?

 

[jack]

Stage left I mean, your right?

 

[Tisiphone]

A ridge???

Maybe it's the vodka, but I haven't a fucking clue what you're asking me.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I think he wants to know if you have a Klingon Klit.

 

[Conchaga]

Now what is going to happen when you really do break up? It will happen sooner or later. ZOMG! Future drama!

We're not dating.

 

[Tisiphone]

Ahhh...then, that's a no.

 

[Tisiphone]

We're not dating.

That's right. I'm just using him for sex.

 

[jack]

women have a ridge on the side of their clits, and when it's licked properly, you see stars.

"Every way possible"?? Christ, I'll bet you fake your orgasms with yourself

 

[Tisiphone]

Maybe that's just what some women have told you while they're faking orgasms with you....