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Sex Last Night
- Thread starter Gonad
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I Love Cunt
Watch It
OMG. I want more details. Damn. Talk to me about the time just before he got turned on and then everything after that.
Gonad
DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
I pretty much just laid there like a gunny sack and let him do all the work. Except I also started to talk about how lots of guys just can't help cumming in me all the time and how much guys love penis-pounding me.
Except I might have moved around a little more than that and I might have phrased those concepts a little differently.
Except I might have moved around a little more than that and I might have phrased those concepts a little differently.
Dark Pickle
Fucked Off
That's...ummm...efficient?
Loktar
Internet God
Thats shameful. I might as well remain a virgin and give up my dream of having sex someday if sex is only going to last a minute or less.
Dark Pickle
Fucked Off
When I lost my virginity, it lasted over an hour and a half.
From what I understand, those results are not typical...
From what I understand, those results are not typical...
Loktar
Internet God
Dark Pickle
Fucked Off
Women have told me I'm ANYTHING BUT TYPICAL in bed 
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
But hey, at least Gonad GOT TO HAVE SEX LAST NIGHT!
Been over a year now for me
Been over a year now for me
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
It's mostly self imposed, y'know kinda hard to get any when one rarely leaves the apartment...
Loktar
Internet God
But hey, at least Gonad GOT TO HAVE SEX LAST NIGHT!
Been over a year now for me
35 years and still going strong!
Dirk Funk
Evil Penguin
You know DL, lack of sex can lead to a life of trollery.
Kitty
Sinless and Purrfect
I hope I never develop this mind set.
I have noticed that if I have sex too often, it boarded lines on a similar thought process. But, if its been a few days or a week, I find it more enjoyable if the sex is slow and thoroughly enjoyed.