Sex Store

[I Love Cunt]

We went to the sex store tonight and she bought a dildo, and then it started snowing and we got back into the car, after walking by the bar, I'm sure those guys, ok I'll just admit I wanted one of them, but we walked on by and then got into the car and drove through the snow back to her house, but first we went to the store, then her house where I smoked a cigarette because I was so stressed and we sat on her couch and watched a show, then she got tired and but first she curled her toes and stretched out her legs and she let me fall asleep on her couch and I did and I waited for the snow to settle down and then I left and now I am home.

 

[Gonad]

It was snow there? It was hail here.

 

[Yub]

This thread fails to deliver what one might expect upon reading the title.

 

[Loktar]

This thread fails to deliver what one might expect upon reading the title.

Indeed. I thought Hambil had installed a Sex Store mod that allowed you to buy sex toys and other aksexxories

 

[I Love Cunt]

Not everything is about Hambil.

 

[Dark Pickle]

ORLY?

 

[Loktar]

Not everything is about Hambil.

Uh-huh. He rulez TK with an iron paw.

 

[Yub]

 

[Dark Pickle]

^WIN!