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Shals suicide thread

Grandtheftcow

Grandtheftcow

Grand Wizard of TK
You're obviously a little stressed Shal. Perhaps it's time you brought an end to your emotional distress.

BTW wrist slitting doesn't work, but I'm sure you already knew that.
 
I was thinking more like driving a car through a packed playground full of kids then into the wall of that teachers room Shal always hated.

Or maybe she could break a hip then get eaten alive by her cats because she can't reach the phone.
 
Every ones get tired now and then, or has a few bad days. Doesn't mean that I am crumbling, despite how ever much you might wish it so.
 
Yes DS, I do. Like I have admitted elsewhere, I never got issued a sense of humor. I got issued the invisible- to- all- but- cats "Sucker" sign.
 
I know this is soooo going to ruin my hard earned reputation as a hard ass...I kinda miss you and GTC over at EI.. and I'll find some form of plausable deniability if this is ever mentioned again.
 
None of the administration at EI has the reputation of being a hard-ass. If someone did, the EI trolls would have been taken care of by now. You know, Rhea, Gigi, Veganmom, etc..
 
It's a real yawn, now. Have trouble sleeping? Take two EI before beddy-bye. Whether you sleep or get permaed, either way, they'll take you out.
 
Chaddee said:
I'll have to agree with Shal on one point...EI is a lot less interesting without Darth and GTC.
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Why thank you. But I am still there. Just wait for my next act....it's gonna be a doozy.
 
Ok, let me correct that statement: Without Darth acting like Darth under Darth's name ;-)

I'd ask, but i'm sure you won't tell (and I don't blame you)...I'll just keep my eyes open.
 
Shal said:
I kinda miss you and GTC over at EI..
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I keep seeing posts like this from EIers and I don't know why they bother making them.

After all I was permabanned by the staff as soon as I reached the minimum number of warnings required for one. Hell Darth didn't even need the minimum number of warnings before they got rid of him. We all know neither one of us will ever make a post on the board again under those accounts so why bother pretending you regret or miss us?

BTW if I thought you were seriously thinking of committing suicide I would leave you to make the decision on your own like I did with Natolii, although I haven't seen her around.
 
I do not wish Shal's necrotizing carcass to be eaten by cats. Because that would be boring.

If you have to go, Shal, just lie very quietly on your kitchen floor and try to let the cats eat you alive. Either they'll succeed and you'll be nominated for posthumous filmmaking awards, or you'll rediscover the joys of being an animate object.
 
Shal said:
I know this is soooo going to ruin my hard earned reputation as a hard ass...I kinda miss you and GTC over at EI.. and I'll find some form of plausable deniability if this is ever mentioned again.
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Here's a tip, use your av as a guide, only think a few degrees lower. Now open your mouth and pull the trigger, and LOOK....you're back with your kitties.

How sweet is that?
 
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