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beer, I want beer
The following is a parody, but it reads pretty much like the papers I've been reading today.
http://suburbdad.blogspot.com/2006/02/men-in-hats-or-im-glad-i-dont-teach.html
http://suburbdad.blogspot.com/2006/02/men-in-hats-or-im-glad-i-dont-teach.html