Yeah, you know.... 6 months on the island.
Pick 5 categories of things and the next poster picks 5 items in each category and lists 5 new categories for the next poster and so on.
Categories can and should be repeated.
The first set of categories are:
1. Snack foods
2. Items of clothing
3. Books
4. Tools
5. TKers
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Okay I'll play. I have the luxury of having spent some relaxation time on an island as well as some not-so-relaxing time in shipwreck-like conditions (nary a pot to piss in nor a winder to throw it outta, Gramma used to say) so I'd go practical:
1. dried fruit and coconut and nuts mixes, various types, with dark chocolate.
Salted peanuts and wheat thin style crackers. Carbs and proteins....
2. One or two of those extra large snuggie blanket robe things. If it's hot, naked is dandy with me. But cold is harder to work with, and Islands at night...brr. Hiking shoes, and short or pants with lots of pockets
3. Lincoln library of essential information; tropical edible plants; The works of Mark Twain; best of Penthouse forum (oh you would too you liars). Anything by Ann Coulter or Bill O Reilly, to cover the toilet paper problem.
4.nylon net and length of nylon rope. Machete. Magnifying glass. a couple of clear glass jars of different sizes so one easily fits inside the other, with lids. Waterproof tarp.
5. missmanners, of course. I think she's sweet on me.
6. Laker_Girl. If I'm shipwrecked I'm gonna need someone to yell at, gives me the will to live. I certainly can't yell at MM before we've read the Penthouse forum together. Then what would I do Saturday Night?
Besides, I think she's sweet on me.
Mirah, because if missmanners figures out how big a pain in the ass I am (I'm pretty sure Laker Girl already knows) I'll need someone I can count on to be as desperately horny as I will be.
Jack. It'd be like having a hundred friends to talk to. Plus the odds are REALLY good he'll have extra meds.
Dork Pickle. If the food runs out we'll need someone to cook and eat, and he's kinda portly. He'll last a while. Plus he likes teh cock, so if I accidentally yell at missmanners I still have something to do on saturday night.
I was gonna say Kerb Crawler, but I don't want anybody there trying to jockey for alpha male. Neil's smart and would be handy and fun to talk to, but jeezus the guy's a fruggin giant redwood. I let him on the island, he steals my harem, next thing I know I'm hanging with jack trying to get pickle to pretend he's Ned Beatty. Dammit. Same with Big Dick McGee. I'm pretty sure he's just bragging, but I ain't taking any chances.
Let's see, I thought about a lot of the other posters: Bitch Markie and his ilk...but they really belong in the "tools section."
I also thought about the other hot girls, real or imaginary..but I'm a one woman guy. Plus missmanners carries guns.