Shit Mrs Headvoid says

[headvoid]

Wife:
Does this person cause you more work than if you had a vacant chair?
This is a Yes and No answer only by the way, don't give me any fluff.

Me
er... Yes.

Wife:
Right, so sack them and stop being such a wuss about it.
Alternatively, hire me for a day and I'll do it.

More will follow

 

[Cassie]

Mrs Headvoid FOR PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD, imo.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cassie to plays Mrs. Headvoid in the tv version, Shatner as her lovable bigoted father in law.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DOWN WITH ANTI-UNION PART-TIME/FREELANCE LOVING MRS. HEADVOID!

 

[Dr Dave]

Ms.headvoid to appear in a future episode of The Detective Dr Dave Adventures: The Goose Conspiracy?

 

[CaptainWacky]

She'd cut through their goose crap (not literally.)

 

[Love Child]

More will follow

A similar conversation was had in an office nearby. I commented about productivity dropping when there are more workers in the office. All they do is chat.

 

[headvoid]

Mrs Headvoid
I read today that baldness is caused by an increasing virility. I wonder what yours is caused by?

cow

 

[The Question]

Cows cause baldness, BUT WE ALL KNEW THAT IMO

 

[Cassie]

Does Mrs Headvoid know she's MF famous?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Imagine what she'd say!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She's the wife we never see, like Maris on Frasier and Vera on Cheers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And Gagh's wife Lady Gaghstein.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

(played by Danny Trejo)

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(This should also go in the headvoid/adverts thread)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Are any of the people in that advert dead? I wonder if Mrs Headvoid has an opinion on that!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Mr. Brady (Robert Reed) died of colon cancer and AIDS-related complications many years ago. All others are living.

Mrs. Brady was on Dancing with the Stars a few seasons ago!

 

[headvoid]

Mrs Headvoid;
I'm cross with you, you can eat your cereal with the cat food spoon tomorrow.

Me:
We don't have a cat

Mrs Headvoid
Imagine we have a cat

What?

 

[Cassie]

you are in srs trouble.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Is Mrs. Headvoid Susie's sister?

 

[Cassie]

Headvoid i want you to share this with Mrs Headvoid for the times when you are cranky.