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Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker
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WillsZenith
a treat for missmanners
Boobies...
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
I thought you were crying over the fact that you were leaving?
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
OMFG! I WAS SUPERBLY TROLLED BY A USER NAMED jack. (NOTICE THE INGENIOUS USE OF THE PERIOD!!) WHO SAID HE WAS LEAVING AND WAS CRYING ABOUT NEVER COMING BACK!!
MY GOD, THAT WAS A GOOD TROLL, AND WORTHY OF SKINOFEVIL'S BEST!!
MY GOD, THAT WAS A GOOD TROLL, AND WORTHY OF SKINOFEVIL'S BEST!!
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
Dude, I am so there!!! What's the best time of year to visit for moderate temps?
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him.
To his surprise the old man played fairly quickly. He didn't hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time. Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball - and directly between his ball and the green.
After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old man finally said, "You know, when I was your age I'd hit the ball right over that tree."
With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally lay.
The old man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your age that pine tree was only three feet tall."
To his surprise the old man played fairly quickly. He didn't hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time. Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball - and directly between his ball and the green.
After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old man finally said, "You know, when I was your age I'd hit the ball right over that tree."
With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally lay.
The old man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your age that pine tree was only three feet tall."
Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
Jack to host a TK golf tournament/ BBQ!?
You read it here first, people! Get your reservations in EARLY!
You read it here first, people! Get your reservations in EARLY!
Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
jack said:
I would definitely look into coming out for that, Jack! And will kick myself for missing it.
Unfortunately, we blow our travel wad in April, and then continue building our nest.
Good things are coming.
Yes.
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
jack. said:yep, you were trolled
OMFG THAT WAS TEH BEST TROLL EVAR, MUCH BETTER THAN THAN WHEN SKINOFEVIL TROLLED A WHOLE BOARD ABOUT NANA VISITOR GETTING RAPED SIMPLY BECAUSE SHE WOULDN'T SIGN AN AUTOGRAPH FOR HIM!! YOU ARE EASILY THE BEST RETARDED TROLLER I HAVE EVER BEEN TROLLED BY, CORKY. I WISH I COULD GIVE YOU A MEDAL!!
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
Kerb Crawler said:
It would be fun for like the first five minutes, then I'd invariably call Smitty a porch monkey, we'd go at it with golf clubs, and poor jack would get knocked in the head with a 5-iron while he was breaking thing up.
Sounds fun, actually!
Kim Nyholm
courtesy of VDK
jack said:
And afterwards, Vap will handcuff you to a steam pipe in his basement, and rub his privates on you...he'll be wearing a blouse.