Should I dig a hole and climb into it?

[CaptainWacky]

YES.

 

[Henoch]

Just be careful, if you dig too deep you may not be able to get back out.

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND THAT WOULD BE BAD!?

 

[Henoch]

You'd starve to death, is that the way you'd wish to die?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Better than EATING MYSELF to death...or is it!? That gives me an idea...

 

[Harkley]

DIG TO AUSTRALIA!

 

[Henoch]

Yer not 600 pounds & stuck to yer sofa are you?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm so skinny that Keira Knightley just said "OMG you're skinny!"

 

[Harkley]

YOU SHOULD DIG TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH WHERE THERE IS NO GRAVITY. YOUR WEIGHT WOULDNT MATTER THERE. AND YOU COULD MAKE SWEET SWEET LOVE WITH KEIRA.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is there really no gravity? OR A BLACK HOLE?

 

[Harkley]

THERE IS A BANANA. DANCING.

 

[CaptainWacky]

NO I won't accept that.

 

[Dr Dave]

Nor should you.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No should the guy on the Pringles tube!

 

[Dr Dave]

Especially not him

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'M IN A HOLE LOT OF TROUBLE!

 

[Dr Dave]

What did you do ?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I killed a bear.

 

[Conchaga]

I killed a beer last night.

 

[CaptainWacky]

ASSASSIN.