Should I use my OCD for evil?

[CaptainWacky]

Should I go around touching girls on the bum and then when they say "HEY YOU PERV!" I say "but I've got OCD, I can't help it!" then show them a note from my doctor and they smile kindly and say "oh you poor thing!" and I say "Yep!" and rape them? SHOULD I DO THAT?

 

[headvoid]

Say your mother was one of the cheeky girls but she never let you touch her bum - that way you can claim motherly neglect.

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

Wouldn't it be more fitting to wash their bums repeatedly?

 

[CaptainWacky]

But I'd have to talk in a rubbish Romanian accent.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't actually have the compulsive washing thing...BUT THEY DON'T KNOW THAT.

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

Exactly!!

 

[headvoid]

You could re-arrange their clothes on them repeatedly stating "I had to check your mammaries were both in line"

 

[CaptainWacky]

If I don't check them then damn it, who will?

 

[Cassie]

Wacky you could be doing a great service for the womens of the world! Official boob checker

 

[curiousa2z]

sounds like a resounding YEP.

 

[CaptainWacky]

DO YOU TWO WANT TO BE FIRST...OR SHOULD I SAY YOU FOUR, LOL.

 

[Cassie]

PREPARE TO BE BOARDED ARGGH!!

oh wait that's the pirate thing.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Arr, matey, shiver me liver or something.

 

[Ishcabittle]

where's me office? hold me calls! y'arr!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

*hands Wacky some rum*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Working at the BOOB WASH
whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oah
Talkin about da BOOB WASH YEAH

 

[Dr Dave]

Axe on, axe off!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Tell them if you don't have sex with them, bad things will happen.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Like their rape. By me?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Well, you can be vague and say "if I don't rape I think someone will die". Omitting the "if I do rape, someone will DEFINITELY die" part.