Sisqo

[CaptainWacky]

No, not "Sisko".

I actually recognise that song he's singing now, but I wouldn't have been able to pick him out of a line-up.

 

[The Tomtrek]

"Hey guys, will people remember who I am? I think I'd better sing my only song just so people remember."

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I told you they should get Sisko!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well it worked on me!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Film appearances

* 2001: Get Over It!
* 2002: Snow Dogs
* 2003: Pieces of April
* 2006: Surf School

Television appearances

* 2001: Sabrina, the Teenage Witch (episode "Really Big Season Opener", October 5, 2001)
* 2008: Gone Country (CMT)

LOL SELLOUT

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hey, Nichelle Nichols was in Snow Dogs!

 

[Mentalist]

I don't really think a one hit wonder can be classed as a SUPERSTAR, Davina. You silly sausage.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Davina probably thought Chantelle was a real pop star.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Evicted.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well that's it for me. I only have crybaby Jonas to root for now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He only got 29%! If it hadn't been a FUCKING double eviction and Vinnie didn't have a legion of brainwashed fucktards he'd still be in.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

This is worse than Ulrika winning last year. TRAVESTY!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

"MISTER DANE BOWERS, MISTER VINNIE JONES, IN YOUR FACE, IN YOUR FACE!!! I'M BRINGING THE DRAGON!"

I liked Sisqo. He was a nice guy. When everyone was being nasty to Stephanie and Ivana during the old folk task, he defended them. Yeah he got a bit mouthy and drunk one night, but everything he said was true. Should have stayed to beat Mister Vinnie Jones.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

YA GOIN DOWN, VINNIE JONES, YA GOIN DOWN!!"

Love Sisqo. Should've won.