Skan, I wrote a poem for you.

[Mentalist]

Caps Lock typing, there is no need
It's internet shouting and rude you see.
Idiocy encapsulated in one little key.
I really wish you could stop it, if you could, just for me.

So Skan if you please, move you're pinkie a tad
Just three quarters of an inch to make you sound not quite so sad.
This poem you see would not look so well if twas written in CAPS
Oh, and by the way, you can't spell.

 

[Kyehlar]

*APPLAUSE*

 

[Sarek]

You forgot something about the funny looking little hat.

 

[The_Skan]

Caps Lock typing, there is no need TO GET MY POINT ACROSS YESS
It's internet shouting and rude you see. YOU ARE RUDE BEING A RACIAL MONGER
Idiocy encapsulated in one little key. YEAH RIGHT. OK?
I really wish you could stop it, if you could, just for me. WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING FOR ME LATELY?

So Skan if you please, move you're pinkie a tad UM NO THINKING YOU
Just three quarters of an inch to make you sound not quite so sad. IM NOT THEM SAID, IM SMART ALRIGHT?
This poem you see would not look so well if twas written in CAPS IT WOULD GET THE POINT ACROSS BETTER
Oh, and by the way, you can't spell. OH? WELL TO BAD FOR THAT HACKER!

 

[MessengerX]

Oh god. :roll:

 

[The_Skan]

HOW WAS MY PEOM COMEBACK? RIGHT?

NOT LIKING IT WHEN SOMEONE WITH WITT COMES BACK SO FAST?

WELL THERE WILL BE A BIG COMEBACK SOON. BE WATCHING ME.

OK?

 

[Mentalist]

I can't even start to comprehend what sort of damage your mother did to herself during pregnancy.

 

[The_Skan]

OK WELL IF YOU ARE HAVING NOTHING GOOD TO SAY, THEN DONT BE SAYING ANYTHING EVER?

ALRIGHT THEN, SO PLEASE STOP.

 

[SpellCheck]

PEOM

Did you mean poem?

WITT

Did you mean wit?

 

[Kyehlar]

Did you mean poem?

Did you mean wit?

I think you missed a few. You might be here a while.

 

[The_Skan]

YEAH ALL I SEE IS ALOT OF JOKES AND ALOT OF SMART DUMMIES.

HEH I HAVE A TREAT FOR YOU SOON.

GOOD.

 

[eloisel]

OK WELL IF YOU ARE HAVING NOTHING GOOD TO SAY, THEN DONT BE SAYING ANYTHING EVER?

ALRIGHT THEN, SO PLEASE STOP.

Actually, he was being nice to you. More than you deserve.

 

[The_Skan]

IF HE WAS THEN THAT WAS A 1ST. THAT MAKES IT -5 THEN.

ALRIGHT?

 

[Mentalist]

 

[The_Skan]

YOU KNOW? I HAVE BEEN CALLED MANY NAMES, BEEN HACKED A FEW TIME, AND NOW I CANT TYPE HERE?

WTF ARE YOU THINKING? KEEP IT UP.

 

[Strummer]

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[eloisel]

YOU KNOW? I HAVE BEEN CALLED MANY NAMES, BEEN HACKED A FEW TIME, AND NOW I CANT TYPE HERE?

WTF ARE YOU THINKING? KEEP IT UP.

Because you are yelling at everybody. Typing in ALL CAPS is yelling. What is worse, you are YELLING stupid nonsense and linking to disgusting mutilation graphics instead of nice porn. YOU SUCK in big capital letters. STOP IT.

 

[ScrotusRex]

MY LITTLE ELOISEL, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD TRY TO
FUCKING LIGHTEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE'S NOT YELLING AT YOU DEAR, HE IS TYPING IN CAPITAL LETTERS! IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIM, LEAVE HIM ALONE.

YOU CAN'T RESIST, THOUGH, MY LITTLE FRIEND? WHENEVER YOU SEE ONE OF HIS POSTS YOU HAVE TO GO AND SEE WHAT IT IS, RIGHT? YESSS, MY LITTLE FRIEND SCROTUS KNOWS...

 

[MessengerX]

MY LITTLE ELOISEL, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD TRY TO
FUCKING LIGHTEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE'S NOT YELLING AT YOU DEAR, HE IS TYPING IN CAPITAL LETTERS! IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIM, LEAVE HIM ALONE.

YOU CAN'T RESIST, THOUGH, MY LITTLE FRIEND? WHENEVER YOU SEE ONE OF HIS POSTS YOU HAVE TO GO AND SEE WHAT IT IS, RIGHT? YESSS, MY LITTLE FRIEND SCROTUS KNOWS...

quack quack

 

[ScrotusRex]

quack quack

At least it wasn't CUNT.