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Skank takes it up the ass at glory holes.

I doubt it, Jacky. Why, you trolling (ahem) for some action? A bit bored with your favorite rest stop on I-64 outside Hurricane, WVA? I know why that one's your fave, jacky, cause the truckers there have no teeth.

You haven't answered my question about your lineage, yet. Did Old Joe lobotomize you like he did to Rosemary?
 
I think Jack carries a drill, file, and hacksaw with him whenever he travels cross country so he can add new holes at every rest stop he can find along the US interstate system.

He's a one man advocate for the spread of anonymous deviant gay sex across the nation. Amazing that one man could have such an impact. I'm sure Jack would stick his dick in anything that promises to have something semi-alive on the other side.
 
ALRIGHT. TOMOROW IS CHRISTMAS SO I WILL NOT POST WHAT HAS HAPPENED WITH THE PORTFOLIO AND DOCKET ENTRIES.

BUT LET ME TELL YOU THIS?

I HAVE MADE IT TO AN AREA OF PUBLIC NOTICE WITH THIS SITE.

I WILL POST MORE ON MONDAY.

AFRAID NOW? YES I THINK SO. WILL THE HATE CRIMES STOP SOON? I KNOW THEY WILL.

LETS SEE WHAT THE TOUGH PEOPLE SAY NOW, RIGHT?
 
The_Skan said:
ALRIGHT. TOMOROW IS CHRISTMAS SO I WILL NOT POST WHAT HAS HAPPENED WITH THE PORTFOLIO AND DOCKET ENTRIES.

BUT LET ME TELL YOU THIS?

I HAVE MADE IT TO AN AREA OF PUBLIC NOTICE WITH THIS SITE.

I WILL POST MORE ON MONDAY.

AFRAID NOW? YES I THINK SO. WILL THE HATE CRIMES STOP SOON? I KNOW THEY WILL.

LETS SEE WHAT THE TOUGH PEOPLE SAY NOW, RIGHT?

I'll speak for them...
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beergoggles said:
I think Jack carries a drill, file, and hacksaw with him whenever he travels cross country so he can add new holes at every rest stop he can find along the US interstate system.

He's a one man advocate for the spread of anonymous deviant gay sex across the nation. Amazing that one man could have such an impact. I'm sure Jack would stick his dick in anything that promises to have something semi-alive on the other side.

Well it's true that if you glued some hair around a crack in the sidewalk, I might be tempted.....
 
jack said:
Well it's true that if you glued some hair around a crack in the sidewalk, I might be tempted.....

I'd be sure to add some dingleberries then you'd jump right in without a second thought.
 
I'm still cracking up at the fact that Jack didn't know what a dingleberry was. He's been snacking on 'em since he was a child. I guess they call them something different in the trailer park where he lives. 'Course Jack considers 'em felch flavor enhancers. A delicacy no doubt in his social circles.
 
We don't need to wonder why you seem to be so familiar with them now do we? Wipe your lips off your making a mess.
 
I'm an educated man. I have been forced to learn the degenerate nature of humanity in my travels through the world. It's not for fun, but for knowledge.

You remain a dumbass.
 
beergoggles said:
I'm still cracking up at the fact that Jack didn't know what a dingleberry was. He's been snacking on 'em since he was a child. I guess they call them something different in the trailer park where he lives. 'Course Jack considers 'em felch flavor enhancers. A delicacy no doubt in his social circles.

I HAVE BEERGOGGLES AND AM A TWAT
 
Are you a friend of Jack's? You are judged by the company you keep. In this case, you are looking at doing some serious time. Of course that might be just what you want. Hard time with horny men. Yeah, that's it.
 
beergoggles said:
Are you a friend of Jack's? You are judged by the company you keep. In this case, you are looking at doing some serious time. Of course that might be just what you want. Hard time with horny men. Yeah, that's it.

Yes. I'm sure that association by message board will get me the electric chair at the very least. Guess I'm fried.

Reality really isn't an issue with you is it?
 
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