SLING!!!!!

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

As in, my left arm is in a sling. I got clipped by a taxi in the street while trying to hail one down and got knocked over. Fracture to the left shoulder. Spent 9 hours in the ER being seen and waiting to be treated. Typing a little slower now...

This is how I'll remember the transit strike. Happy fucking holidays.

 

[Mentalist]

"it's our lot in life, we're made to suffer"




Sorry to hear that though, Eggs. That sucks.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

3PO would make a nifty vibrator. The perfect gift for the holidays.

OK not gonna post a whole lot more, kinda painful. Just a few more...

 

[Caitriona]

Oh dear................... I'm sorry to hear this..

The Bastards!!!! They hurt you!!!

 

[Mentalist]

Tell me you didn't miss my huge leaving letter with full three verse rap song?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Did that include the love duet from Ice Castles with Dawn French?

 

[Gagh]

I LOVE CRIPPLED ONE-ARMED EGGS MORE THAN FULL-BODIED, BABY-OILED EGGS!

 

[Mentalist]

Did that include the love duet from Ice Castles with Dawn French?

You did, you missed it.


*sobs*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I LOVE CRIPPLED ONE-ARMED EGGS MORE THAN FULL-BODIED, BABY-OILED EGGS!

I missed you, sweet cheeks.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Some pe'ple cawled it da kaiser blade but I cawled it da sling blade. Mmmm-hmmmm.

 

[Mentalist]

BDM AND EGGS BOTH GOT MENTIONS IN MY FAREWELL GANGSTA RAP AND NEITHER HAVE REPLIED.


THIS MAKES ME WANT TO STRANGLE WILL ROBINSON

 

[Big Dick McGee]

WHERE IS IT??? (I only check the mine field these days, in the hopes of seeing Cait's wankable feet).

 

[whisky]

You need to sue those mother fucekrs

 

[Mentalist]

WHERE IS IT??? (I only check the mine field these days, in the hopes of seeing Cait's wankable feet).

http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=36212

 

[curiousa2z]

so Eggs, was the arm that got broken, you know, your *cough* dominant *cough* one? :shock:

 

[Big Dick McGee]

LOL CURIOUS OFFERED TO WANK EGGS SINCE HE CAN'T LOL

 

[curiousa2z]

*sweetly*
Iwas just curious, but since YOU brought it up -
I think he'd like it better if the offer came from someone, say - on YOUR team, BDM! :twisted:

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Good point, but I hope you have big hands or you don't mind using both!

 

[curiousa2z]

LOL!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

That sucks, I fractured my left shoulder (ODD COINCIDENCE!?) when I was ten or something like that but there was no interent then so I wasn't really missing out...poor Eggs!