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SLING!!!!!

Eggs Mayonnaise

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
As in, my left arm is in a sling. I got clipped by a taxi in the street while trying to hail one down and got knocked over. Fracture to the left shoulder. Spent 9 hours in the ER being seen and waiting to be treated. Typing a little slower now...

This is how I'll remember the transit strike. Happy fucking holidays.
 
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"it's our lot in life, we're made to suffer"




Sorry to hear that though, Eggs. That sucks.
 
3PO would make a nifty vibrator. The perfect gift for the holidays.

OK not gonna post a whole lot more, kinda painful. Just a few more...
 
Oh dear................... I'm sorry to hear this..

The Bastards!!!! They hurt you!!!
 
Tell me you didn't miss my huge leaving letter with full three verse rap song?
 
Did that include the love duet from Ice Castles with Dawn French?
 
I LOVE CRIPPLED ONE-ARMED EGGS MORE THAN FULL-BODIED, BABY-OILED EGGS!
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Did that include the love duet from Ice Castles with Dawn French?
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You did, you missed it.


*sobs*
 
Gagh said:
I LOVE CRIPPLED ONE-ARMED EGGS MORE THAN FULL-BODIED, BABY-OILED EGGS!
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I missed you, sweet cheeks.
 
Some pe'ple cawled it da kaiser blade but I cawled it da sling blade. Mmmm-hmmmm.
 
BDM AND EGGS BOTH GOT MENTIONS IN MY FAREWELL GANGSTA RAP AND NEITHER HAVE REPLIED.


THIS MAKES ME WANT TO STRANGLE WILL ROBINSON
 
WHERE IS IT??? (I only check the mine field these days, in the hopes of seeing Cait's wankable feet).
 
You need to sue those mother fucekrs
 
so Eggs, was the arm that got broken, you know, your *cough* dominant *cough* one? :shock:
 
LOL CURIOUS OFFERED TO WANK EGGS SINCE HE CAN'T LOL
 
*sweetly*
Iwas just curious, but since YOU brought it up -
I think he'd like it better if the offer came from someone, say - on YOUR team, BDM! :twisted:
 
Good point, but I hope you have big hands or you don't mind using both!
 
LOL!!
 
That sucks, I fractured my left shoulder (ODD COINCIDENCE!?) when I was ten or something like that but there was no interent then so I wasn't really missing out...poor Eggs! :(
 
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