Smallville: DUMBEST SHOW EVER?

[CaptainWacky]

Okay, tonight Clarke had like lost his powers, right? And this guy shot him. They he DIED in hospital right in front of Lana. Then Lionel rushes him to the Fortress Of Solitude (this isn't the dumb part yet) and he's restored to life and has his powers back. Then he stops a nuclear missile and goes home. This STILL isn't the dumb part. Lana walks into the Kent house and sees Clarke, who's all covered in like soot(?) or something, standing there and just gasps and hugs him. Doesn't ask why he's alive, how he disappeard from hospital, why he's covered in soot(!?) or anything! THAT WAS THE DUMB PART.

 

[Mentalist]

Smallville is incredibly stupid. Always has been and I haven't seen one episode since about 4x04

But it's like Superman so it's cool.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It has pretty people in it.

 

[Mentalist]

Wel,l since they got rid of The Boss Ross at any rate!

 

[CaptainWacky]

He went before his time.

 

[Mentalist]

Smallville should of made him the ultra mega lip man who fought Clark with his massive lips, raped lex and ate Lionels ears before being destroyed by a nuclear fart from Clark.


OR SOMETHING.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, they should have, instead of making the villain of the week some random student who worked with Chloe on the Torch and sat next to Clark in every class yet has never been seen before.