How come winter never seemed as bad when you were a child?
Fuck snow.
That would be too cold.
Because our moms packed us in half a dozen layers of warm clothing and we were too distracted with snow days off from school and throwing snowballs at our friends and neighbors.
Farts are good at melting snow.How did I ever survive sticking all those snowballs up my ass.
How did I ever survive sticking all those snowballs up my ass.