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So Derek Acorah actually turned BB down!?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
SURELY they asked him which must mean he said no!
 
They asked the fucking Archbishop!
 
Is he that guy who does the ghost hunt thing?

What happened to The Hoff? I thought he was a dead cert to be in there. If it weren't for Dirk Benedict(OMG) I'd be very disappointed!
 
Yes he's the medium that was fired from Most Haunted for being a fake, which is a bit hypocritical because the whole show is fake.
 
As far as I can gather The Hoff is still a possiblity to go in at some point.
 
Jade's whole fucking family are going in tomrrow.
 
NO WAY!?!

I thought it'd be a soap family. Dove, perhaps? Looks like it'll be Simple.
 
Mentalist said:
As far as I can gather The Hoff is still a possiblity to go in at some point.
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The Hoff is supposed to be rehearsing to open in Vegas in a couple of weeks.
 
Maybe him and Michael can send a video message to the house dressed in foam Nazgûl suits.
 
Maybe Derek will enter next week with Stephen Hawking.
 
And get possessed by the residual vibrations of former housemates.

"I'm getting somethin-- kebab! kebab! wwoooaaahhhrrr i'm Jade... i lived here -- leave this place!! rwoah! begone wiv you!! wheres east angria?! no! my KEBAB! THEY CAN SEE MY KEBAB!! OH GOD NO!!!"
 
That would be a truly impressive display of power considering Jade will be IN the house at that time.
 
Remember when he was possessed by someone who'd been murdered and then by the person who murdered them even though the murder hadn't been burried ANYONE NEAR THE VICITNY?!
 
I remember when the researchers created a fictional character who was an anagram of "Derek Faker" and Derek claimed to be possessed by him.
 
I like it on radio one when comady Dave took him to a pub and asked if he could sence any spirits, then asked him if there was something strange in his neighbourhood, who he would call
 
I liked it when he raped a 18 year old girl and said "a ghost made me do it!"
 
Maybe Tracey Ullman will enter with NAKED GLYN

"COME AND GET IT! COME AND GET IT! COME AND GET IT!"
 
Hope not
 
I'd forgotten how violently Pete tore off that towel. He really wanted to see Glyn's maggot(as revealed several days later).
 
Yeah but when a girl shows her tits she gets vilified and voted out.
 
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