So Hitler walks into a bar...

[Douche Pukehole]

The bartender says I'M SORRY, WE DON'T SERVE HITLERS HERE!

Hitler says Oh! I thought this was A JUICE BAR, but it's really A JEWS BAR!

 

[Douche Pukehole]

Q: How many Hitlers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: NEIN!

 

[Douche Pukehole]

Q: What may have helped the Nazis win WWII?

A: A PINCH HITLER!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Q: What did Hitler kill himself with?

A: ZIONIDE!

 

[Dark Pickle]

I stole this one from Hitman!

Q: What's Hitler's least favorite planet?

A: JEWpiter!

 

[Loktar]

Gee I wonder why noone else has posted in here yet....

*watches the tumbleweeds go by*

 

[The Dork Lord]

No one else can think of any good Hitler jokes?

IF JACK WAS HERE THIS THREAD WOULD BE 3 PAGES BY NOW!

 

[Loktar]

You don't get it. LOL.

 

[Dark Pickle]

And I never will.

Actually, no. I had it once: but I sold it for weed!

 

[Loktar]

And I never will.

Actually, no. I had it once: but I sold it for weed!

Nazi weed?

 

[Dark Pickle]

I DON'T GET IT!

How can a plant have a political ideology?

 

[Loktar]

How can a plant have a political ideology?

I don't know. How can a Marijuana Plant be elected president in 1985 and marijuana still not be legalized?

 

[Dirk Funk]

Q: What did Hitler say when Stalin, Castro, Mussolini and Che Guevara came over to visit?

A: If I knew you were coming, I'd have baked a Kike!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Q: How many Hitlers can you fit in a shower?

A: NONE! They hate showers for some reason!