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So, I got drunk last night...

BlazerBoy

BlazerBoy

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...and me and Jay ended up leaving the club with this guy named Craig and we went back to the apartment and within an hour and a half managed to kill 2 bottles of Woodbridge Pinot Noir and 3 blunts of weed. Woke up this morning in bed naked with both of them and had NO CLUE HOW I GOT TO BED or what the hell happened after about 10:00. :D
 
HOT GHEY SEX, IMO!
 
Let's hope Jay remembered to hit RECORD on the camcorder you have set up by the bed.
 
I HOPE THERE WERE PLENTY OF USED CONDOMS IN THE BED LOL
 
"I did it for the weed."
 
I did it...for The Rock.
 
I did it for Matlock!
 
What is he your BOYFRIEND?
 
DR DAVE AND ANDY GRIFFITH'S CORPSE SITTIN IN A TREE...EW.
 
Uh oh, Andy Griffith died?
 
AFTER SECKS WITH DR DAVE, YOU WOULD TOO (HE STABS PEOPLE)
 
stabbity stab stab
 
Where is Dr. Dave?
 
I dunno he'll probably be around later.
 
Phew!! Okay, I was worried I had missed the news. I like him.

I was really sad when I heard Jack Palance died.
 
BlazerBoy said:
...and me and Jay ended up leaving the club with this guy named Craig and we went back to the apartment and within an hour and a half managed to kill 2 bottles of Woodbridge Pinot Noir and 3 blunts of weed. Woke up this morning in bed naked with both of them and had NO CLUE HOW I GOT TO BED or what the hell happened after about 10:00. :D
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OMG, YOU FILTHY SLUTTY WHORE!! ;)
 
BlazerBoy said:
NO CLUE HOW I GOT TO BED or what the hell happened after about 10:00. :D
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Was there...

semen dripping from orifices?

bruises?

stained sheets?

did anyone walk with a limp after getting out of bed??
 
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