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So I have just got home.

Mentalist

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Serious drama went down tonight. Let me give you the timeline:


1100 hours: Went downtown to get drunk...

1140 hours: Was at the bar but in the backroom that we dont like too much

1200 hours: A few seats opened up at the front bar so me and Dimitri made our way down

1201 hours: I notice a mobile phone on the floor at my feet in our new place at the bar.

1202 hours: I pick said phone up and stash it in my pocket

1215 hours: The guy who owns the phone comes in looking for it making a fuss

1220 hours: I make a hasty exit and stash the phone round the corner under a plant pot and come back to the bar

1230 hours: The guy who owns the phone is a fucking cop.

1235 hours: The cop owning phone guy has brought three poilce officers with him and they ask us to step to the end of the bar

1236 hours: We are searched for the phone which since I have stashed it yeilds no results

1238 hours: One of the cops saw me leave the bar 15 minutes previously and demands to know where I went

1239 hours: I lie, and claim I went to Dimitris car to get money

1240 hours: We are told to accompany the cops on a search of Dimitris car

1245 hours: The search of his car is conducted and nothing is found.. Obviously..

1250 hours: We return to the bar and carry on getting drunk, Mr cop guy is pissed and searches a number of people in the bar

1255: We laugh about it and continue to get drunk

455: I have just returned home and I have a cops phone in my possesion and I will be changing the sim card tomorrow, SCORE!!!



:menty:
 
Yep imagine the fun you can have with all his police scum buddies, hmmm the odd threatening text, the odd 'im a gay officer, will you guys not judge me ' texts.....
 
Well that would be funny except I would have trouble hiding my English accent.

The phone is a piece of shit anyway.
 
Just stick post all the numbers on some dating site, say its some gay police fetish group......


Use the phone as a projectile....
 
^That works for me!

You could also make up Prostitute Calling cards with the numbers on, and put them up in phoneboxes, as my two American housemates in Brighton did with their previous landlady, who stiffed them for a load of cash :D
 
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