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so I thought that I would say hello

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MamaKitty

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So I thought that I would finally post a hello and introduce my self..

I am not really sure as how to introduce my self..
But here goes..

I am 30, married, female and living in Texas..
Not looking for anyone unless they are std free and very cute and rich (JK not looking for anyone at all, well unless the are STD free, very rich and looks like Brad Pit or Johnny Depp)

I have a very good friend on this list, well to be exact, they are a parent to me..
I am just not allowed to say who they are in case I get my self in trouble they do not want anyone going to them or them having to bail my ass out of the fire..

I am a trouble maker and love trouble, I hear this board here is full of them..

I originally came on here to give the carver on here some trouble, but after reading the post on here thought other wise of it..

Kit McGraw is a Character of one of my favorite TV shows Nip/Tuck..

Although I am sad to say I am nothing like her..

Lets see, Hum.. I work at a pharmacy help desk. Enjoy camping and watching TV and playing on the computer..
Of course I like clubbing and parties more.. But well, now that I am thinking of having a mini me to make my parent happy and my husbands parents happy, I have to be a little more Conservative..

Anyway, that is me.. If you want to know more, just ask ;)
And maybe I will answer..

tata,
Kit
 
The first person you should get to know is WordInterrupted. She's in desperate need of some fashion tips. And dating advise on how to attract a guy.

Oh, and hello.
 
Sarek said:
The first person you should get to know is WordInterrupted. She's in desperate need of some fashion tips. And dating advise on how to attract a guy.

Oh, and hello.
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Hum, Fashion tips, well the first one that I can give to anyone is check you hygiene..

You can not get a guy if you smell like Tuna ;)

JK..

But not about the Tuna part..

Thanks for the hello ;)
 
jack said:
Speaking of tata's, show us your tits.
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Yeah, help a tiny brother out, Vap's trying to masturbate.

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Hi Kit_McGraw I'm geedis

I'm 35. Ugly and very poor. Guess that leaves my out. Did I mention I'm also a virgin.
 
geedis said:
Hi Kit_McGraw I'm geedis

I'm 35. Ugly and very poor. Guess that leaves my out. Did I mention I'm also a virgin.
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Well the age might be right, but I am sorry 1 out of 3 just does not cut it, and a virgin on top of it.. I might be able to find you a cute drag queen though ;)
 
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