So I was offered a job yesterday....

[missmanners]

.... work to prevent the entry, establishment, and spread of foreign plant pests in the United States and suppress periodic outbreaks of certain native pests. The work involves inspection, survey and detection, regulatory and eradication or control activities. Inspects ships, aircraft, vehicles, cargo, railways cars, mail, baggage, plants, plant products and miscellaneous articles for restricted or prohibited agricultural commodities, animal products and animal byproducts, and pests that may be dangerous to the nation's agriculture. The work environment includes offices, farms, railroad yards, aircraft operation areas, airline passengers and cargo areas, and marine docks. Periods of outdoor work may be required in snow, rain, or extreme heat. Occasional periods of outdoor work may be required in remote areas with no modern comfort facilities. The work involves the use of toxic chemical, pesticides and fumigants. Protective clothing may be required such as hard hats, gloves, goggles, hearing protection, and respirators. The duties described above are at the full performance level. At developmental grade levels, assignments will be of more limited scope and performed with less independence and limited complexity.

Wow, sounds like something I really want to do!


mm

 

[bad dog]

Smugglers would give you kick backs to let thier stuff pass through.

 

[Grammour Boy]

Smugglers would give you kick backs to let thier stuff pass through.

Fermer la gueule, petit chien de merde.

 

[bad dog]

Pull that turd from you own mouth grammor bitch.

 

[Grammour Boy]

Pull that turd from you own mouth grammor bitch.

Shut up!

 

[bad dog]

no.

 

[Grammour Boy]

no.

Yes, shut up!

 

[eloisel]

I don't know, mm - that job could be mighty interesting and you'd get cool gear, too, while performing a major public service. If only we'd been more successful at deterring the invasive zebra muscles, the world would be a different place.

 

[Love Child]

Its like that person that came to me and told me to get rid of Tansy Ragwort at my job. Do you know anything about this?

 

[Enkephalen]

^^ And let's not forget the Med Fly!

Sounds like an interesting job MM. How do you feel about the job's description?

 

[jack]

A job like that would drive me bugfuck.