So, I've been away...

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

...who are the DLAers now and who are these Ranters that some people babble on about?

Are there any other n00b-nerd factions looming that are worthy of mention? (Answered my own question there, but anyway...)

 

[Harkley]

AS OF THIS MOMENT, I have founded a FLEET OF INCOMPTENCE to bring a little incompetence to the life of every TKer!

**trips over shoelaces**

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ANDREW JACKSON, IN THE LOBBY OF HIS WHITE HOUSE, KEPT A HUGE BLOCK OF CHEESE, SO THAT ANYONE WHO WAS HUNGRY MAY COME IN AND EAT FROM IT.

 

[Harkley]

O MY! what a wonderful man!

I'd steal it and let it all!