Originally posted by kletz:
I may be a dumbass, but I finished the contest.
(*btw, did you at least finish Crock) [/QUOTE
No, didn't you read, I said I wasn't doing the crock.
I'm not doing anything that isn't working towards my goals of print/publication/submission.
I'm still inking my challenge piece.
I decided that I'd rather take my time on it, than rush it for a deadline and it look like crap later on in a book.
So, feel free to whine some more about the crock and the challenge. Hell, be glad my shit's not in the running of the challenge, I might've had to school you.
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Which is fine, cause you're made of
EVERYTHING- I'm- NOT
To find out everything that I AM, check out my blog.
Note To Self: The Inconsistent Rants and Ramblings of the Biased J.M. Hunter
http://www.livejournal.com/users/j_m_hunter/
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kletz
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Doing things like the Art Fight Challenge and Crock will help your goals Hunter. Ya see, having a deadline, page limitations, print costs, etc are all constraints that will, in the long run, help refine your self-publishing skills along with your artisitc ones. Plus, you can get much more feedback from a borader group of folks (and generate demand for more of your work, which equals cash).
I'll whine all the fuck I want, but I am trying to hlep ya here. Take it from a guy who punked out of this shit years ago and is starting to get back at it.
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Originally posted by kletz:
Doing things like the Art Fight Challenge and Crock will help your goals Hunter. Ya see, having a deadline, page limitations, print costs, etc are all constraints that will, in the long run, help refine your self-publishing skills along with your artisitc ones.
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You forgot Hunter's a darkie. People with dark skin are are lazy and don't understand the concept of work ethics.
That's the reason they're smelly too, they're too lazy to take baths. Hunter probably smells like a wet dog.
e.g.:
Why are niggers like sperm?
Because one in a milion actually work!
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic?
Someone too lazy to steal.
What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?
When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking
How long does it take a latino bitch to take a shit?
9 months.
Why are Aspirins white?
Because they work!
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kletz
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posted 02-23-2006 10:46 AM
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Wow! Thanks for the insight. You, citizen, have enlightened me. Here I though Hunter was self-concious about his work, maybe has problems budgeting his time, probably some monetary concerns, and that's why I haven't seen my copy of "Note 2 Self" or an entry for the Art Fight Challenge.
Turns out it's all attributed to his pigment.
Thank you sir, you are a pillar of the community.
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PLEASE DON'T FEED THE UNFUNNY, UNORIGINAL TROLL
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Why did so few niggers vote for Jesse Jackson?
He promised them jobs.
A young nigger walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big white Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."
The nigger said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"
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Imbeautiful_yousuck
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Please do not post that crap on my thread. You are a vile, vile creature.
Toodles, fuckface~
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It's a bird! It's a plane! No, no, it's a bunch of low lifes on a comic message board....drats!
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Coprophagic Scrotum Wars
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Women are fun to joke about too! Here are some funny ones:
What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt? A pussy is warm and moist; A cunt is what owns it.
What's a clitoris?
A female hood ornament.
How is a woman like a laxative?
They both irritate the shit out of you.
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
She was a woman.
How can you tell if you ve been fucking your girl too much?
Stick your thumb in her asshole and your middle finger up her snatch. If you can hear yourself snap your fingers, ease off a little.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.
What do you call worthless piece of flesh around a vagina?
A woman!
How do you make a queer shag a woman?
Shit in her cunt!
"What are you so happy about?" Asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno...Never found her head"..
What's the white stuff you find in women's panties?
Clitty litter.
King of Wisdom told me that last one!
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Originally posted by Imbeautiful_yousuck:
Please do not post that crap on my thread. You are a vile, vile creature.
Toodles, fuckface~
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It's better than the shit you've been posting.
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New Age Poster.
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Meh!
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Why do turds like James "Geedis" Bogner still float around here?
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Originally posted by kletz:
Doing things like the Art Fight Challenge and Crock will help your goals Hunter. Ya see, having a deadline, page limitations, print costs, etc are all constraints that will, in the long run, help refine your self-publishing skills along with your artisitc ones. Plus, you can get much more feedback from a borader group of folks (and generate demand for more of your work, which equals cash).
I'll whine all the fuck I want, but I am trying to hlep ya here. Take it from a guy who punked out of this shit years ago and is starting to get back at it.
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dude, i had a reply for you but i fucking lost it when i clicked on a different link. Will reply later.
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Which is fine, cause you're made of
EVERYTHING- I'm- NOT
To find out everything that I AM, check out my blog.
Note To Self: The Inconsistent Rants and Ramblings of the Biased J.M. Hunter
http://www.livejournal.com/users/j_m_hunter/
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Originally posted by RustyChainsaw:
PLEASE DON'T FEED THE UNFUNNY, UNORIGINAL TROLL
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Speaking of feeding trolls.... I'm starving!!
mm
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not a girl/joke
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All these "girls" reminds me of this place.
http://www.trannyweb.com/trib-april-2003.shtml
Tee-Hee.
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i'm just like tryin to be frindly
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Jeezus, I come back to this board after a few long months and you people are still debating if Jenny is a real girl?
This feud isn't funny anymore, its a tired, stale joke.
Either accept that she's a genuine female or move on already.
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Move on yerself ya filthy trannie!
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Originally posted by Cray_ws:
Jeezus, I come back to this board after a few long months and you people are still debating if Jenny is a real girl?
This feud isn't funny anymore, its a tired, stale joke.
Either accept that she's a genuine female or move on already.
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Actually, its an old arguement that's been recently rehashed.
tee-hee
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i'm just like tryin to be frindly
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kletz
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And it's fun to boot.
So fuck off Cray_Wisconsin.
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Okay, I finally "took one for the team" and called Jenny.
Our conversation was brief.
MY PROGNOSIS:
"She" sounded like a man speaking in a very forced high voice he thought sounded feminine.
Just like the last time we talked.
Now "she" will probably deny that we just talked and/or that we ever talked.
Whatever.
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---Cory J. Fuka, the Comicon.com message board, October 24, 2004.
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peter mcdonalds of burger king land
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So was it good for you?
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I have too many records!
NO PAIN FOR CAKES - every Tuesday at 8 p.m. EST
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Originally posted by DavidR:
Okay, I finally "took one for the team" and called Jenny.
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I doubt you even know what team you play on, Duck Fucker.
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Originally posted by kletz:
I doubt you even know what team you play on, Duck Fucker.
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Ooh, sexual innuendo. And on an Internet messageboard of all places.
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"No President or country will ever be able to create 'world peace' as long as people keep fucking each other over."
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RustyChainsaw
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Oh fuck, I'm definitely calling now!
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not a girl/joke
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I'll get my friend to.
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i'm just like tryin to be frindly
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Stuart's Pa
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Originally posted by kletz:
I doubt you even know what team you play on, Duck Fucker.
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Oh, come on...that one's EASY:
http://www.mightyducks.com/splash.php
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SUCK IT, GNOME.
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