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So my litle Trolls, what do YOU want Santa to bring you for Christmas

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
What do you want good old Saint Nick to drag down the old Chimney for you this year? I already know what I want, but if I told you, I'd probably get arrested :)

I remember last year when this question was asked, someone here mentioned something about having one hour alone with laker girl with nothing more than some whipped cream, handcuffs and a couple of rusty power tools? I don't remember who this was but I'm sure that they'll come forth :lol:
 
I want hangers with clips for pants and skirts.

I want a servant who enjoys being paid in lint, hair, and dust.

I want the opportunity to eat fried dog's legs. Those haunches look edible!

I want sappy stuff.

I want to be KING.
 
Sarek said:
A sledge hammer so we can prevent Starguard from starting any more stupid topics.
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DID YOU KNOW, STARGUARD, WHEN THE ADMINS CLEANED UP THE FORUMS THEY MOVED EVERY SINGLE THREAD OF YOURS (OVER 500) FROM THIS FORUM TO THE BADLANDS, BECAUSE THEY WERE SO SHIT & WORTHLESS?
 
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