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So should I quit my job?

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
I'm sitting here at 3:45AM making miserable graphic concepts that the client will hate in 5 hours because we laid off all the art directors and we can't find a decent artist in the city who will work for IOUs. PICKY PICKY PICKY.

I need some lovin. :(
 
I'M A MANAGER DAMMIT! I'M SUPPOSED TO WATCH EVERYONE ELSE WORK AND PAT THEM O THE BACK AND SAY "KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK PHIL (you lying lazy sack of shit) LET'S GET A DRINK AFTER WORK HO HO HO" AND WRITE UP A PRODUCTION LOG AND GO GET HAMMERED AND PLAY WITH DRUNKEN HOMOS!!!

Where did things go wrong?
 
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Sloppy sex with the young new intern in the GM's office with the blinds closed could make the job easier.

So when do I start? :D
 
Damn I cant give karma to either of you.

Kudos on the space monkey pic.

If your unhappy, look for other work, but dont give up your job until you have secured a replacement, its easier to get a new job when you already have one than when you are unemployed.
 
I'd hire you in a second, Eggs... although I have no idea what your qualifications are, or what you work ethic is all about, or whether or not you'd be good for the company.

I'm a lousy manager.

But I enjoy your posts! That's worth somethin', right?
 
whisky said:
If your unhappy, look for other work, but dont give up your job until you have secured a replacement, its easier to get a new job when you already have one than when you are unemployed.

Very true. It took me three years of being unemployed before I found a job.
 
I think about quitting my second job all the time. Then I realize that, with benefits, I'm being paid like $90 an hour to stock shelves and get shopping carts.
 
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Big Dick McGee said:
I think about quitting my second job all the time. Then I realize that, with benefits, I'm being paid like $90 an hour to stock shelves and get shopping carts.

Sound like me. I was a full time cashier being paid $13/hour to clean the store and collect carts. And now I'm a part time cashier being paid $8/hour.
 
Work's better tonight, the awful client is done for the night. I might get out early and go downtown and be all ghey and drunk, since I rarely celebrate St. Patty's Day anymore.

Haven't had a night out a couple of weeks. Well I did stop by Candle Bar Sunday night and did one song for kareoke, but that was just a quick drink. Yep, I'm due...
 
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