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So we built a fence this weekend and just...

Dracula

Lord of Vampires
...celebrated by giving my friends that helped some home-grilled steaks and copious amounts of red wine.

Fuck. I'm drunk. Yessir. I know Lugois said "I never drink...wine" and all that shit, but fuck, this here Dracula is drunk. Or mebbe just buzzing. Who the fuck cares, right? Orville and Wilbur. Fuck.

Anyway, some of the avatars here make me want to cry. Fuck. I mean, really. The bride's in the other room. also inebriated. and shit. fuck.

Fuck. Who'se got some tittie shots? Miss Manners? Tiff? Someone? Fuck.

Just not you, Gaghe. Keep those fucking man teats secure in the man-bra. Fuck. But it's okay. Relaly. you're a good guy.

Fuck
 
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scarlett.

scarlett, baby.

that's it.

yes.

ohhhhh..
fuck.

yes.

oh, you..you want it now? hard?

harder? how's that? Huh? Huh? Yes bitch YES FUCKKKKK

yes
 
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