So.. what did you do Today?

[starguard]

I woke up from being passed out spread eagle on the floor all night, went upstairs in the attic and let all the bats out...

then I went to the park with my bow and arrow hunting for pigeons (they taste best barbequed)...

Then I went dumpster diving (found a whole suit with only one bullet hole in the back)...


The I spent a little time playing "Ring the Doorbell and Run" with the people down the street...


I set a big bowl of Anti freeze in the neighbors yard for all of those damn cats they have running all over the place...


Then I came inside and watched an old gameshow re-run called "Bowling for Food Stamps"...

Then I got bored and settled down with a great magazine called "Better Homes and Garbage"... till I fell asleep...


Now I'm "temporarily" back here again

WHAT A GREAT DAY!!

 

[jack]

I had an incredible erection when I woke up.

 

[Lilac]

I scored five touchdowns before the quarter was over.

 

[Dr Dave]

dpasfj-9rfsdg

 

[Love Child]

Thread Stealer!

 

[Lilac]

I went to school.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Got up, ate some Smart Start Healthy Heart and orange juice, washed my car, ate an apple, showered, got ready, picked up my niece and nephew from school, did a little work, went and got a fill and a pedi, got chinese, came home, ate my chinese, watched crime shows "Snapped" and "Forensic Files, watched "Intervention", did some paperwork and now I'm dicking around at TK.

 

[YingSawSay]

Worked.

 

[jack]

Got up, ate some Smart Start Healthy Heart and orange juice, washed my car, ate an apple, showered, got ready, picked up my niece and nephew from school, did a little work, went and got a fill and a pedi, got chinese, came home, ate my chinese, watched crime shows "Snapped" and "Forensic Files, watched "Intervention", did some paperwork and now I'm dicking around at TK.

Snapped was good. We saw the one where that bitch blew her lovers leg off and he bled to death because 911 didnt come for like 45 minutes. Looked like an abbatoir in the apartment.

 

[Lilac]

Had to deal with a clarinet reaudition in band today. Held on to the Principal position. Director's still a jerk.