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So.. What do you plan to do on Halloween?

starguard

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
Me.. I want to go Trick or Treating.

A good idea would be to either go next door Trick or Treating as a Health Inspector

or

Go to the nearest Crack House Trick or Treating as a Narcotics Officer

:)
 
The lights and most of the decorations have been on the porch for a week, putting the neighborhood on notice we're open for a good time again this year. The rest of the attractions - the rolling fog, the brew stirring witches, the graveyard complete with half buried corpses and tombstones, the motion activated dread pirate and ghoulies - will be out early Wednesday. Then, the special treat especially for the bastard teenagers and adults that hit us hard for candy last year then turned ugly when they'd taken it all, that will come out later. I can hardly wait.
 
Tonight I'm going to a costume party dressed as this:

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The mask is terrible, it fits no where as good as this guy's does.
 
Started Halloween this weekend. While visiting the rose gardens and tiger rescue center, went to a local medieval faire to join in the festivities. Rode on a bale of hay through a haunted forest filled with headless horsemen, wicked wizards, vampires, child eating witches, axe murdering blacksmiths and other ghosts and ghoulies that attacked the hayride as we passed through. Then visited the haunted house with two strange children in tow. Rather, I should say, they were dragging me through the house to keep them safe. It was hilarious. Then we walked the haunted trail through another part of the forest and into the creek beds. The trail was quite long and the guide was pushing us at a pretty fast pace. Near the end it was all uphill. Due to the cold night air, my hip was close to giving out and the guide's burning torch was giving me a little case of astham. For more fun, whenever the monsters jumped out of the dark, the little kids behind me kept running up and clinging to me, trying to hide inside my big sweater coat. Their father was adorable. He offered to carry me across the bridge with loose and missing planks and up the steep wooden steps buried in the earth near the end. I would have taken him up on it but I had my cane and needed to show the three pesky monsters that had targeted me all evening that it was their turn to be afraid. It is a rule. If you get to scare me, I get to scare you.
 
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