Soccer sucks

[DarthSikle]

booorrrriiinnngggggg

 

[Lilith]

agree

 

[keekeen]

That which we do not understand is boring. Every novel idea is an opportunity to learn something new.

 

[Lilith]

I understand soccer. It still bores me.

 

[Lilith]

Keekeen! I got you to two boxes!!!!!!

 

[Gagh]

Then fuck off.

 

[keekeen]

That which we do not understand is boring. Every novel idea is an opportunity to learn something new.

Learn to read carefully, Gagh. Now poskarma me, bitch!

 

[Mentalist]

It's football, not soccer. And boring?


Yeah, because American sports are really fun! LMAO!


Just because the USA can't play Football to save their lives. Seriously, I look forward to watching them get owned.

Jesus, you do know that you have The Chzech Republic as your first group E match


Watch out for Pavel Nedved guys!

You will need to close him down fast before he obliterates your entire team on his Jack Jones.

 

[Aurian]

its not soccer people. Its football and the ball is ROUND.

 

[Hambil]

It would be more exciting if they scored more touch downs. All that up and down the field with no touch downs is kind of boring, no offense.

 

[Mentalist]

We have Rugby for that. Of course, we don't encase ourselves in big racing helmets and shoulder pads, because we're not pansies.

 

[JLethem]

As European and ex-soccer lover I finally must admit what Americans claimed for so many years: soccer should rather be renamed fagball.
those guys don't like pussy:

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

Yes, soccer is for effete eurotrash homosexuals. This is why it will never become more than a curiosity here in the US.

 

[Tyrant]

Soccer: celebrated the entire world over, but still sucky poo because it isn't in America.

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

Soccer: celebrated the entire world over, but still sucky poo because it isn't in America.

Exactly!

If it doesn't involve a hard ball whizzing past someone's head at 94 miles an hour or the odd chance of broken bones on every play, then there's no point in calling it a sport.

 

[Tyrant]

So I guess golf isn't a sport then?

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

So I guess golf isn't a sport then?

No. Golf is not a sport. It's a game, like bowling or darts or auto racing.

Neither is basketball a sport. Basketball is a social program designed to keep male negroes off the streets at night.

 

[Tyrant]

No. Golf is not a sport. It's a game, like bowling or darts or auto racing.

I can understand this way of thinking.

Neither is basketball a sport. Basketball is a social program designed to keep male negroes off the streets at night.

I thought it was a physical activity?

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

I can understand this way of thinking.

I know you can. I've been studying you.

I thought it was a physical activity?

Sex is a physical activity - is it a sport?

 

[Mentalist]

es, soccer is for effete eurotrash homosexuals. This is why it will never become more than a curiosity here in the US.

No, it's because the USA are one of the most laughable teams on the world stage.