Solo: A New Star Wars Dud

[The Question]

https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/solo-star-wars-story-review/

L3 is our main connection to the political themes of Star Wars

Could they at some point go back to just not puking politics all over what's supposed to be entertainment? Not just because it's utterly sickening, but for the fact that because it's sickening, it's gonna kill Star Wars as a franchise.

 

[Dershocka]

I thought the droid actually came off as a parody of SJWs. Sadly tho in times past her character would be considered just that, a character.

 

[Starship Coyote]

I never listen to critics, but I do listen to the fans, and this film isn't making money so something is wrong here.

 

[The Question]

This is why you never let women have control of anything; they can take absolute gold and rapidly turn it into an en masse menstrual tsunami of shambolic shit.

They caught sight of Christianity, and the next thing you know, Rome was in ruins. The Vikings held out for awhile, but now even they are made up of a fringe of idiot cunt politicians importing their own conquerors and sissies too fucking tranked on antidepressants to stand up for their own women.

And it only took one of them, Kathleen Kennedy, to turn guaranteed box office into such a maelstrom of suck that Bangkok's "lady-boys" collectively threw up their manicured hands in outraged and suicidally depressed fucking surrender because even they couldn't compete with suck of such ferocity.