Some Quotes from some of the World Greatest Drinkers

[starguard]

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. --Catherine Zandonella

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.--W.C. Fields

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
--His reply

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.--Henny Youngman

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.--Benjamin Franklin

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.--Deep Thought, Jack Handy

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.--Dave Barry

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.--Humphrey Bogart

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.--David Moulton

 

[Natas Sevil]

Alcohol was one of my ideas... You are all having fun with it now, but after you fuck your friends sister, go behind your partners back, drink drive and kill someone, destroy your liver, kidneys and any basic renal abilities, puke on your girlfreind, try to seduce your mother, spy on your little sister while she is changing , you will be one of my guests.

Alcohol makes heros of us all. Keep drinking.

Natas

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

German Prefect: "What is your nationality?"
Rick: "I am a drunkard." (Casablanca)

Leo: "I like the little things. The way a glass feels in your hand - a good glass, thick, with a heavy base. I love the sound an ice cube makes when you drop it from just the right height. Too high and it'll chip when you drop it. Chip the ice and it'll melt too fast in the scotch." (The West Wing)