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Something, a man will never know

As a man who has worn mascara, I can say that this is not always the case.

MUST BE A GIRL THING.

But blowjobs are almost always negotiable.

:eggs: :yoohoo:
 
Mandi said:
I can put mascara on and keep my mouth closed...it's easy

Of course. You are so used to being around me in here that keeping your mouth shut has become rather a habit. Keep up the good work.
 
aka$aph said:
Not only does my mouth open when I put on mascara, but my lips kinda poof out too.

I doubt mascara helps the likes of you poor ugly fuck. What you SHOULD by putting on is a brown paper bag. Right over your head.
 
NeonMercuryASH said:
When you apply mascara, your mouth automatically flies open. If you need a blow job, then, is the time to beg.

You know, I think I do this when I put my contacts in, too. :P
 
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