Son of a piece of rotten crapfuck.

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That's what I said when I came out of the Spider Man movie. I don't know why I said it, though. Was it the acting? The writing? Or just the way the girl in the row in front of me climbed over the seat, onto my lap and then proceeded to ride my cock without permission?

Whatever it was, I will always remember the Spider-Man reboot (that didn't wait nearly long enough after the previous Spider-Man reboot) as the most rotten crapfuck-y-est rotten crapfuck of all the rotten crapfucks.