The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Load up on ducks
Bring your glands
We’re going to
Wackyland
She likes to spam
In Hitler’s pants
And if there’s time
We’ll saftey dance
Spam more (x 16)
Well Dr. Dave
Gives us all PILLZ
Sex with ducks now
Is how we get thrills
Cassie thinks my
Spam is so lame
But I like her
Just the same
Mentalist, yo
Eggz n Mayo
Ambush bug spit
Whisky on Fuddlemiff
Yea
I like to spam with Curious
Gagh’s not here, I’m furious
Henoch leaves forever
Then comes back with Boy Blazer
Spam more (x 16)
Ish is lurking
Wacky has things
Love Child wants what
Kerbcrawler brings
I feel stupid
Around FBI
Headvoid pokes me
Right in the eye!
Laker Girl
Makes me hurl
She wants to throw me
Off the world
Yea
And I forget
Who else to name
I don’t know
Tomtrek or BDM
Because I’m lame
Oh yeah I guess
There’s English Rose
But she won’t let me
Wear her clothes!
Spam more (x 16)
Grammer boy sucks
At fucking big ducks
And Lilac’s busy
Playing with trucks
Tyrant went nuts
Then puked his guts
Also The Watcher
Almost forgot her
I’m the Dork Lord
Touch my Pork Sword
Like Wacky’s Axe, it
Is it’s own reward
Yea
