SONG I WROTE ABOUT LOKTAR

[CaptainWacky]

THERE SHE GOES. THERE SHE GOES AGAIN. RACING THROUGH MY BRAIN. AND I JUST CAN'T CONTAIN. THESE FEELINGS THAT REMAINA.

NANANANANANA

GETTING JIGGY WITH IT.

ALL I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT'S A BIG CIGAR

NANANANANANA VISITOR WAS RAPED AT 3AM LAST NIGHT

YOU CAN CHECK OUT ANY TIME YOU WANT BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE

LOLOLSOLOHSDFJLNKAFHLSDKnJKLSHF SADDAM HITLER OSAMA STALIN...BLAIR!?

 

[FBI parte due]

STOP TROLLING HIM IT'S NOT VERY NICE OK HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BUT IT'S LOKTAR. HE WAS BORN TO BE TROLLED

PEOPLE OF THE WORLD (LOKTAR YOUR LIFE)
IF YOU WANNA BE HIS LOVER, YOU BETTER COME WITH AN AIRPUMP
HI IM A SPICE GIRL AND I CANT THINK OF ANYMORE OF OUR SONGS LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

This wasn't a troll!

 

[FBI parte due]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Whatever, I put a lot of effort into this.

 

[FBI parte due]

A LOT OF TROLL-FORT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

FUCK YOU FBI, OUR FRINEDSHIP IS OVER FOREVER

 

[Cassie]

:slap:

 

[FBI parte due]

HAHAHAHA WATCH ME LIGHT A CAT ON FIRE WHAT YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THAT NOW

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Loktar]

BUT IT'S LOKTAR. HE WAS BORN TO BE TROLLED

Whaaaaaaa? Since when?

GRR! I'm gonna rape you so hard your gonna be straight when I'm done!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or YOUR GONNA BE GHEY MORE LIKELY SNAP SNAP

 

[Loktar]

Or YOUR GONNA BE GHEY MORE LIKELY SNAP SNAP

YOU KNOW IT GIRLFRIEND!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I FORGIVE YOU BOOKERMAN

 

[FBI parte due]

SURE, "HOOTERMAMA". YOU'RE ONLY CONVINCING YOURSELF

 

[Gagh]

:slap:

[Loktar]LOL! YOU'RE FEMALE! CAN I TOUCH YOUR BOUNCY BITS AND SLITTY-BITS?[/Loktar]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I WAS TALKING TO BARRY THE EGG, YOU FAT OX

 

[FBI parte due]

OH NOT LIKE BARRY CARES ANYMORE LIKE HE CAN'T POST HERE BECAUSE HE'S TOO GOOD FOR US NOW THAT HE HAS A CArdbORAD BOX AND A CAT AND IS A HOTSHOT DURG DEALER

 

[CaptainWacky]

ALL OF THAT IS TRUE AND MAKES SENSE, YES, BUT YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER THAt QUEEN VICTORIA LIKES BIG BUTTS AND A CAN OF COKE YOU CAN'T DENY THAT AND IF YOU TRY TO THEN KATIE MELUA WILL DIE.