Song I wrote about Space Monkey

[Cassie]

I told you bout living in The Mine Field.
Don't you know that I'm a gangster of spam
Let me tell you people that I found a new way
And I'm tired of all this talk about canned ham
And the same old story with a new set of words
About Hitler and the rape and the ducks
And the times keep on changin
So I'm keepin on top
Of every fat cat who walks through my door

I'm a Space Monkey
Bet you weren't ready for that
I'm a Space Monkey
I'm sure you know where its at
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I was born on Bajor
And Ive been travelin through a worm hole in space
Since the moment I first realized
What all you fast talkin CAST LOL would do if you could
You know, I'm ready for the final surprise
There ain't no way around it
Ain't nothing to say
Thats gonna satisfy my soul deep inside
All the prayers and surveyors
Keep the whole place uptight
While it keeps on gettin darker outside

I'm a Space Monkey
Bet you weren't ready for that
I'm a Space Monkey
I'm sure you know where its at
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I see the show downs, slow downs, lost and found, turn arounds
The invaders from lame ass other sites
I keep my eyes on the prize, on Natalie's thighs
And I don't let my friends get hurt
All you back room schemers, small trip dreamers
Better find something new to say
Cause you're the same old story
Its the same old crime
And you got some heavy dues to pay

I'm a Space Monkey
Bet you weren't ready for that
I'm a Space Monkey
I'm sure you know where its at
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

 

[Dr Dave]

Good song!

Cassie to write epic Dr Dave song!

 

[Cassie]

Yes, I'll do that.. just have to find the perfect song to rape.

 

[Dr Dave]

Dave is please, Dave will set off to go play D&D soon.

Bye Cassie!

 

[curiousa2z]

re Cassie's Space Monkey Song: Bravo!!

 

[Cassie]

Bye Dr Dave!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll sing it to my monkey tonight.

 

[Cassie]

You'll have one happy monkey!

 

[curiousa2z]

^omg!
The Space Monket Song brought him back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[curiousa2z]

I mean Space Monkey.

 

[Dr Dave]

ITS A MIRICAL!

 

[CaptainWacky]

You meant space monket.

 

[Ishcabittle]

SPACE MONET

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Patti Smith is so proud, she ran a comb through her hair.














Actually, ran is overstating it.

 

[headvoid]

I made my Monkey sing it while I had gay nazi sex with him. It added a certain something.

 

[curiousa2z]

I hope you remembered the hankie!

 

[CaptainWacky]

MISTER HANKEY THE CHRISTMAS JEW

 

[Dr Dave]

How goes my song Cassie?

 

[Cassie]

Patience is a virtue Dr Dave!!

Don't worry I'll have something for you soon!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I CAN'T HARDLY WAIT