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SONG I WROTE FOR CAIT

Gagh

Χριστόφορος
OH CAIT CAIT CAIT
YOU ARE THE ADMIN OF THIS BOARD
BUT NOT THE ONLY ONE
YOU ARE INTO KINKY STUFF
WHICH IS PRETTY FAB FOR A BIRD
OH CAIT CAIT CAIT
YOU CHANGED THE NAME OF A DUAL
AND THE BOARD WENT TITS UP FOR SEVERAL DAYS
BECAUSE EGOS TOO BIG WERE OUT OF CONTROL
OH CAIT CAIT CAIT
ANOTHER IDIOT CALLS YOU THE ALIEN QUEEN
BUT TO ME AND OTHERS
YOU'RE JUST A PRINCESS
OH CAIT CAIT CAIT
YOU POST AT OTHER BOARDS
THAT WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT
OH CAIT CAIT CAIT
YOU LIKE LEATHER AND STUFF
I'M WEARING A LEATHER BELT
SO TAKE THAT BITCH OFF
OH CAIT CAIT CAIT
THE BOARD IS FULL OF HORNY GUYS
MANY ARE SEX STARVED
AND COME ON TO YOU
OH CAIT CAIT CAIT
I DON'T ENVY YOU
BEING A KINKY GIRL
SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS
OH CAIT CAIT CAIT
CHANGE THAT USER NAME
LETS WATCH THE SHIT FLY
AND HAMBIL STRESS AWAY
 
Precise, poignant -- 5 out of 5 Silents.

I loved the part, "I don't envy you being a kinky girl surrounded by idiots."

Haha, I've never hit on Cait. NEVER. I kind of promise.

A/s/l?
 
No I found Menty's comment funny.

I'd never laugh*at* any of you MF guys. I do laugh *with* you though, and Menty made me laugh with the comment comparing TK to TBBS.

Forgive me if I gave the wrong impression. Please forgive me. Pretty please. ;)
 
Caitriona said:
I actually don't get "hit" on much around here.

*pouts a little*
I raped you in my mind on MSN awhile back, i think i forget to mention it at the time though. Next time it happens i'll let you know so's you can enjoy yerself.;)
 
Henoch said:
I raped you in my mind on MSN awhile back, i think i forget to mention it at the time though. Next time it happens i'll let you know so's you can enjoy yerself.;)

ah, yes.. you forgot to tell me. Did you have fun? If i had known, would I have had fun too? Did I have fun anyway? Inquiring cait's want to know the answers to these and other questions.
 
Caitriona said:
ah, yes.. you forgot to tell me. Did you have fun? If i had known, would I have had fun too? Did I have fun anyway? Inquiring cait's want to know the answers to these and other questions.
For someone who was getting raped you seemed to be having a blast.

BTW, you had multiple orgasms!! ;)
 
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