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Sophie (Dogface)

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Completely typical big-boobed ditzy glammour girl type with a small dog. Yeah, I'm sure she'll do well!
 
She is just Chantelle, Chanelle and Nikki's skinflakes collected and glued together to make a new person.
 
But they'll forever have "halfwit!" and "dogface!" shouted at them from across the street. In time they'll forget altogether what their names once were and instead refer to themselves by their new monikers.
 
I like how the title describes them as topless photos over a picture of her muff, or at least where her muff would be if she had any hair
 
Well it surprised me that Siavash was even in the top three considering his behaviour the last few days.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Completely typical big-boobed ditzy glammour girl type with a small dog. Yeah, I'm sure she'll do well!
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Now, you might think I was being sarcastic here, but I wasn't! I KNEW right from the START that she'd WIN!

Well, no, nobody did, did they? She was just wallpaper at first. The romance with Kris was tedious viewing. She showed no personality around him and there didn't seem to be much chemistry between them.

The moment when Freddie hit her with a paintball in the task seems to be the moment where people started to notice her as her own person. And it did say a lot about her: she knew her gang (well, Lisa's gang) hated Freddie and she could have moaned about and complained and used it as an excuse to bitch about Freddie. I mean, imagine how Bea would have reacted! But she took it well and had a laugh about it and hugged Freddie and then started talking about how she likes him now and stuff like that.

That's what I liked about her, there was no gameplaying. There was no blowing stuff up for drama. In fact she would try to downplay stuff or make a joke out of it (like the pregnancy thing) and wouldn't always join in on the witchunts (like when she stuck up for Siavash when the rest were having a go at him about nominations.)

Kris being evicted was the best thing to happen to her as it allowed her to show that she was just a quite nice, normal, amusing girl. She could be a bit bitchy, but to a normal level the way everyone can be, rather than the pyschobitc level of Bea or even Karly. She never got her tits out (in the house) which is quite impressive really given the size of them, and she didn't always wear make-up which made girls like her and find her non-threatening. And she gained weight and ate disgusting sausage swimming in grease.

I liked her genuine friendship with Rodrigo and her crappy attempt at an Irish accent when playing Noirin in the acting task. She wasn't the best housemate of the series and I'd have prefered Marcus or Freddie to win, but she was the most deserving of the finalists and by no means the worst winner ever. She was okay.

And she looked fit in the Beyonce task and should switch to dark hair and have the breasts reduced.
 
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