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HOW DARE THEY SLEEP!!! MONGRELS! BASTARDS! INFIDELS! SLACKERS! ASSORTED IGNOBLE RAPSCALLIONS! CADS! SCOUNDRELS! BY ZEUS' HAIRY EYEBROWS! ARRRGGG! POOT! THINGS THAT START WITH S! MEEP MEEP!
Or more likely because SOW=PIG=BACON. And Yub is a well known bacon whore. I won't even go into the depraved sexual atrocities he commits in the name of bacon. Its too horrifying.
I can't get off
get off the chair
dont' want to leave
just want to weave
in and out of traffic
want to smoke
gave that up
have some chocolate
instead
give myself head