Spam

[Dirk Funk]

 

[The Dork Lord]

Ah yes...SPAM MAN! An old favorite of mine...

 

[Towlie]

Delicious Spam!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Wanna get high?

 

[Towlie]

Wanna get high?

Yes I would. What do you have?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Uppers, downerss, poppers, stoppers, toppers, crack, smack, weed, speed, and more!

I'm the candyman

 

[Towlie]

So, you're a freelance pharmacist, is that what you're saying?

 

[The Dork Lord]

That's one way of putting it...sure.

 

[Towlie]

Do you have any crack?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Of course! You got the money?

 

[Towlie]

I have towel lint.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Towel lint don't pay the bills.

Maybe we can work something else out...

 

[Towlie]

Towel lint don't pay the bills.

Maybe we can work something else out...

What do you have in mind? I have some nice skid marks from someone who used me after their bath. They didn't wash very well. You can have those.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Um yeah. No thanks.