SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
Hello USA!! *ROTFLMAO* Ah. The mighty USA. That nation which seeks 'empire' status but fails miserably. Allow me to recall. Korea. Vietnam. Somalia. Lebanon. Afghanistan. Iraq. Need I say more? Yes.
Pan to Korea where freezing, underdressed gooks successfully taught the USA a lesson they shall soon never forget. Perhaps you should have listend to your General Douglas MacArthur yes? Rest assured you may have succeeded in destroying the invading communists but nooooo. The Soviets had you soiling your pants.
Pan to Vietnam where tiny, slanty-eyed children wearing pyjamas slapped the 'mighty' USA around like the immature child you are. Strange that the British experienced no difficulties when we conquered that silly little country only to hand it over to the French who naturally were kicked out. Must we Britons teach you Americans everything? Remember WWI and WWII? I rest my case.
Pan to Lebanon. Your soldiers get their asses bombed right out of the country whilst they were all asleep (Marine barracks remember?). This sent you fleeing from Lebanon with your oh so mighty tail tucked firmly in between your legs, as expected. Another British territory which we handed to the French who once again were kicked out.
Pan to Afghanistan. You assist the Mujahadeen by keeping a large distance between yourselves and the silly mountain warriors who were slated to become the modern-day Taliban. If you had wanted the Soviet 'invaders' (ironically enough, the Soviets did not invade Afghanistan, they were INVITED by the ruling communist party of the day) out you would have sent in your military rather than truck drivers. What is this fear your 'mighty' USA had with regards to the Soviet military machine? This does not a superpower make you. The Soviets were a true superpower because when they said they would assist an ally, they did so with their own military. The USA just talks out the sides of their mouths. Not a single US soldier set foot in Afganistan yet the Soviets happily built military bases a few miles from the Florida coast. This is the American way. Send arms but stay out of the fight because 'we may actually have to fight and everyone knows we are incapable of this'.
Pan to Iraq. Enough said.
Pan to Korea where freezing, underdressed gooks successfully taught the USA a lesson they shall soon never forget. Perhaps you should have listend to your General Douglas MacArthur yes? Rest assured you may have succeeded in destroying the invading communists but nooooo. The Soviets had you soiling your pants.
Pan to Vietnam where tiny, slanty-eyed children wearing pyjamas slapped the 'mighty' USA around like the immature child you are. Strange that the British experienced no difficulties when we conquered that silly little country only to hand it over to the French who naturally were kicked out. Must we Britons teach you Americans everything? Remember WWI and WWII? I rest my case.
Pan to Lebanon. Your soldiers get their asses bombed right out of the country whilst they were all asleep (Marine barracks remember?). This sent you fleeing from Lebanon with your oh so mighty tail tucked firmly in between your legs, as expected. Another British territory which we handed to the French who once again were kicked out.
Pan to Afghanistan. You assist the Mujahadeen by keeping a large distance between yourselves and the silly mountain warriors who were slated to become the modern-day Taliban. If you had wanted the Soviet 'invaders' (ironically enough, the Soviets did not invade Afghanistan, they were INVITED by the ruling communist party of the day) out you would have sent in your military rather than truck drivers. What is this fear your 'mighty' USA had with regards to the Soviet military machine? This does not a superpower make you. The Soviets were a true superpower because when they said they would assist an ally, they did so with their own military. The USA just talks out the sides of their mouths. Not a single US soldier set foot in Afganistan yet the Soviets happily built military bases a few miles from the Florida coast. This is the American way. Send arms but stay out of the fight because 'we may actually have to fight and everyone knows we are incapable of this'.
Pan to Iraq. Enough said.
