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Spider Man 2

Because people got KILLED in it. Like when Anijj left Baku and all she got for her trouble was a glass sliver to the neck. Then there was that Octopus guy, who instead of making his living fondoling 8 babes and dudes at once on a stage somewhere, decided to make precious tritium, and all he got for his trouble was a lot of water and some gurgling noises.

Plus James Franco is the saddest excuse for an actor this side of Annapolis. Thats why it was a sad movie. :D
 
I meant sad, as in "damn, that Peter guy gets shit on a lot and can't catch a break"

But I can see your confusion.
 
Oh, that's simple. Stan Lee said that Peter Parker was the Bruce Wayne of Marvel. Misfortune and anguish during his beginnings are what makes him the superhero he is to become.
 
I'd rather watch something uplifting. Like Star Wars III.

And Natalie is hotter then that other chick who's name escapes me at the moment.
 
Natalie is kinda cute. But Kirsten Dunst was a cheerleader in Bring it On with Eliza Dushku, and both of them wore very short miniskirts that showed off their asses and long legs. Now excuse me while I go MASTURBATE.
 
The misfortune of Parker goes on a bit too long, and Doc Ock robbing a bank is kind of dumb, but it's still a good movie. Not as good as X2, though, and Anna's hotter than Kirsten Dunst. So is Portman. Which is sad, because I found Dunst really hot in SpiderMan, but she looked haggard in Spiderman2. :(
 
The bit where Doc Oc wakes up in the OR and starts killing all the doctors TOTALLY fucking reminded me of any and all of the Evil Dead flicks, that sort of camera work is total Raime.

And Bring it On is a great movie. To spank to. Oh, and watch. But mostly spanking.
 
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