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[eloisel]

I am concerned about the current events in France. I've heard that there is copycat rioting in Belgium. Other countries have large Muslim populations as well. Is this rioting and car burning something we need to be worried about in America?

 

[Captain Jack]

Anyone comes near my car and tries to screw with it, I'll shoot the fucker. Got plenty of ammo, and don't mind the body count.

 

[eloisel]

*snerk*

 

[Enkephalen]

The riots are primarily economic and racial. The French have done nothing to assist the Muslims to assimilate into their culture, nor have they done anything to help them find jobs. They have roughly 40% unemployment with the people who are rioting. Unfortunately, the fires and destruction of property is mostly in the Muslim neighborhoods.

 

[Pryce]

:wtf?:

 

[Enkephalen]

Yes, precisely.

 

[Goat]

how appropriate. discussing the french in "godforsaken hell holes"

 

[eloisel]

Actually, this thread is a game.

The way to play it is every other post is a legitimate on topic post or a new topic question.

And every other post is a spam - *snerk*, *snark*, smilie, cuss words with letters replaced, "me too" type threads.

If a poster doesn't follow form - serious / spam / serious / spam - then they get a Warning - EI style. And then the person that posts after the warning has to post almost exactly what the previous offender posted without getting a warning. If anybody points out that one poster got away with something that another one didn't then all posters immediately post "But, it isn't the same nipple-dick."

Want to play?

 

[Enkephalen]

You mean a warning like this?

You are in violation of discussing another forum's business on this forum eloisel. This is a friendly but real warning that may or may not be applied in a cumulative manner with any future warnings you may receive at any time during your membership at TK. I must caution you that a permanent record is being kept on a tote board in the lounge area and you are discussed over coffee and donuts by staff as we speak.

 

[eloisel]

What the f*&k!!
,,!,

 

[Enkephalen]

I think the French police responded in a controlled manner, but it led to more rioting and property destruction.

(this is just as confusing as the rules on EI)

 

[Dark Link]

The difference between the French and the us in the U.S., we would have no problem with shooting these fuckers for even thinking about starting riots.

 

[eloisel]

Dark Link, this is a warning of a violation of Article 29 section 18.x. of the Guidelines currently being proposed to be voted on by the membership in the second year after the dog passes through the constellation Uranus. "Thou shalt not advocate riots against the French unless you predicate the incitement with a statement denouncing President Bush as the employer of Karl Rove, the genius behind manmade natural disasters to enrich Halliburton." Please edit your post to include the statement within one hour or I will edit it for you.

Two more instances of violations of the guidelines, or for spamming - depending on my mood - and you will be suspended from posting anywhere on the internet for 12 minutes.

 

[Enkephalen]

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*snerk* ditto :bigass:

))))))))))))))))))))))Dark Link((((((((((((((((((((((((

 

[eloisel]

The difference between the French and the U.S., we would shoot those fuckers for burning the cars.

 

[Pryce]

 

[eloisel]

We would. Do you know how much gas would not be guzzled if 1000 cars a day were burned every day for two weeks? Well, Karl Rove would have to come up with new plans to enrich Shrubs' oil and gas buds in Saudi.

 

[Pryce]

We would. Do you know how much gas would not be guzzled if 1000 cars a day were burned every day for two weeks? Well, Karl Rove would have to come up with new plans to enrich Shrubs' oil and gas buds in Saudi.

Start burning today folks...