Mentalist said:
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"Holy shit, I can't believe how fabulously GEH I am!"
"All these fuckers jizzed on my scalp 20 minutes ago. And I'm becoming less and less happy about that the more I come down off the cocaine."
"Later, Michael and I are going down to the playground. It'th kind of thrtrange when he thtares at the little kidth, but I'm jutht happy to be with him OMG"
"Something... is... breaking... inside... manliness... slipping... away..."
"O RLY?"
"Yes, this is my patented "Little nigger thinks he's 8 feet tall" facial expression. Coming soon to an illiterate minority millionaire near you."
"If I were fast enough, I could gun down each and every one of these freaks before any of them even have a chance to scream. And if that guy stops aiming that really weird looking gun with the glass barrel at me, I'll do it, too. Man, this is some FAR-OUT acid..."
"Ohhhhh... kay... that's it. I'm never delivering a pizza to this freako EVER again."