Star Trek IV: Did Sulu have gay sex with helicopter pilot?

[CaptainWacky]

THINK ABOUT IT, we see Sulu talking to the pilot. NEXT THING YOU KNOW he's flying the helicopter. Why did the guy give it to him? This was San Fransisco and we ALL KNOW that Sulu is a gay SO I RECKON he seduced the chap and took his ride LOL OMG I'M SO WACKY?

 

[BlazerBoy]

OH MY!

 

[Caitriona]

It all makes so much sense now.

 

[Ishcabittle]

There's no doubt in my mind that's what happenedededed.

There's that many "ed"s because that's how many times I've cared and/or thought about it. In that order.

I've always had a theory that Kirk jumped in the whale tank (made with transparent aluminum lol) and got busy with the lady whale. No evidence to support it, but c'mon, who did he fuck in that movie? No one.

OR DID HE?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"I'm from the future. Let me introduce you to MY PRIME ERECTIVE!!!"

 

[Ishcabittle]

"sERIOUSLY. i'M hARD rIGHT nOW. aND mY nAME iS kIRK. kICK vONNIGUT."

 

[CaptainWacky]

"I'm from outer space, I just work in Iowa!"

 

[Ishcabittle]

hay har har, kick has a penid.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sulu like wasn't sexy at all.

 

[Gonad]

It was so strange because he could have been sexy, he had the potential to be sexy, but somehow instead of turning onto sexy street he veered off into NOT SEXY avenue.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've never found an asian man sexy.

 

[Kyehlar]

George Takei is gay, but Sulu isn't.

He couldn't have had Demora Sulu, if he were gay.

Unless he fucks a chick on the side, to keep from going ALL the way gay.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WOW, Rommie thanks for letting us know.

 

[Tyrant]

I think he did

 

[Gonad]

Maybe Sulu had sex with a woman every now and then, to remind himself why he didn't like it!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe Chekov squeel like a girl BECAUSE HE WAS A GIRL.

 

[Lover of Purple]

Actually, Sulu phasered the man using heavy stun, molested him for a few hours then took his helicopter.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No harm done then!