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STAR WARS

Mentalist

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Discuss.
 
Sarlaac's pit
Lando's wit
Ewok's bit
Greedo's hit!
 
I like you. Perfect example of a good dual.
 
Star Wars is the best trilogy ever committed to film. The OT, I mean. The LotR is a close second, but I found the films overlong and they relied too much on sweeping cinematography and swelling music to evoke emotion, while the SW OT did the same through writing and characterization.
 
The PT had visible Padme nipples.
 
Well, there you go, you've convinced me THE PT IS MUCH SEX00R THAN THE OT!
 
Sarlaac pits!
Jimmy Smitts!
Padme's tits!
Anakins fits!
 
Bravo, Menty
You're teh best
I'll miss you most
(I digressed)
 
Star Wars
Nothin' but Star Waaaaars
Those crazy waaaaaaaars!
 
I love Bill Murray. TEH BEST!
 
Watto's greed,
I think there's a planet called Theed,
Padme's what I need,
Her and Ani did the deed,

Or something
 
I WANT A REEL LYFE LITE SAYBER LOL
 
I want a light shaver
 
I want Natalie Portman


*I'm a broken record of Portman love!*
 
Now, viceroy, we shall discuss a new treaty.
 
She would have meant business if she had said that wearing a tiny bikini top & thong.
 
HAN SOLO OUTDRANK GREEDO IN THE CANTINA. HE DOWNED THE FIRST SHOT.
 
"I have altered the agreement. Pray I don't alter it further, ######!"
 
"He's no good to me dead. DEAD TIRED!"
 
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