StarMan is Dead.

[StarMan]

Hi.

As you know, I have assumed many names. That time is behind me, as is the legacy of StarMan.

I am killing StarMan, here and now. StarMan started off well but royally fucked things up.

I decided it would be appropriate for StarMan to die a truly pitiful death. In his final, miserable moments, he launches a pathetic little spam attack, names names no one even remembers. In that last blink of an eye before the darkness takes him, he realises what everyone else knew all along - he's an ass.

R.I.P, StarMan. In my past you may have amused me, but that immature imbecile is behind me - as are you.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Ummm, you need a few more threads before I'd label this a spam attack, even a little one.

Also, before you sacrifice it, give the account to me. I am the official collector of valuable old accounts around these parts.

 

[StarMan]

I have PMed you my details.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

So. Are you enjoying your new lease on life at TrekBBS? :twisted:

 

[StarMan]

again... colour me intrigued.

 

[StarMan™]

I enjoyed you, ya know.

*pats StarMan on the head*

You just couldn't control those baser impulses. Silly lad.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm pretty sure you did this exact same thing four years ago.

 

[StarMan]

Well, this time he did it for real. Everybody wave goodbye to Starman. *waves*

 

[Gagh]

Piss Off.

 

[BlazerBoy]

I beleive he just did.

 

[Gagh]

It doesn't hurt just to say it for good measure. Try it for yourself!

 

[BlazerBoy]

SUCK OFF!

 

[Kyehlar]

Close Enough.

 

[Number_6]

Ooooh. Old-timers comin' back to life.

 

[ScrotusRex]

Good riddance, my little Starman. You have annoyed me to no end over the years and I for one am glad to see you finally check out. A new age indeed has come to Troll Kingdom and there simply is no place in it for odious little douchenozzles such as yourself. I am glad that you have chosen to do the right thing. In deference to your nature I must say that I have great respect for your having publicly fallen on the sword like this. Perhaps some of the others will follow suit? you know who you are. We are waiting.

 

[StarMan™]

Good riddance, my little Starman. You have annoyed me to no end over the years and I for one am glad to see you finally check out. A new age indeed has come to Troll Kingdom and there simply is no place in it for odious little douchenozzles such as yourself. I am glad that you have chosen to do the right thing. In deference to your nature I must say that I have great respect for your having publicly fallen on the sword like this. Perhaps some of the others will follow suit? you know who you are. We are waiting.

Amen to that! :lol: