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Steve

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Was blown up in Northern Ireland. Has no legs and one eye. Maybe the inspirational feel good winner. Or something.
 
The dwarf and the woman cripple looked pissed when he went in, like their chances were blown
 
Most cynically chosen housemate since Mikey. Clearly there for two almost contraditory reasons. 1. He's a one man walking (just about) freakshow. 2. He's an ex-serviceman who's been injured in the line of duty, implying that the show has some sort of serious statement to make, while serving as a human shield for any criticisms the show may receive.

Having said that, I think he'll be the best one.
 
Well everyone was saying "MIKEY WILL WIN BECAUSE HE'S BLIND IT'S NOT FAIR" two years ago and then he...didn't.
 
I agree he won't win just because of his situation but he should be around for quite a while because nobody will want to nominate a former soldier that was BLOWN UP in NI and unless he does something insanely bad nobody would vote for him to go anyway.
 
Was blown up in Northern Ireland. Has no legs and one eye. Maybe the inspirational feel good winner. Or something.

So, Steve. Told his story a few times. Was interesting. Said nothing for weeks. Acted pervy with Keeley. Said nothing for weeks.

Please don't put in anyone who's only there because they have no legs ever again.
 
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