CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
The happy cats were very happy. "Lots of mice to eat!" miaowed Molly the happy cat in her little cat voice. They had just come across a hospital for mice and were getting ready to storm it.
"It's like all my catsmases have come at once!" said fat Freddy, the fattest cat. Catsmas was the most beloved holiday in the cat calendar year.
"Well what are we waiting for?" asked the impatient young Buttons the ginger Tom. "Let's eat some mice!"
Just as they were about to, the hospital blinked out of existence. The cats were confused until the voice of God cleared the matter up. "That mouse hospital was from a parrarell universe which accidently transect with yours," said God, in the way a parent would explain to a child. "Sorry, but I had to send it home. As a consolation, I'll give you all more pleasurable orgasms!"
The happy cats spent the rest of their lives banging the shit out of each other and they all agreed that their orgasms were far more pleasurable than before that blessed day when they found the mouse hospital.
"It's like all my catsmases have come at once!" said fat Freddy, the fattest cat. Catsmas was the most beloved holiday in the cat calendar year.
"Well what are we waiting for?" asked the impatient young Buttons the ginger Tom. "Let's eat some mice!"
Just as they were about to, the hospital blinked out of existence. The cats were confused until the voice of God cleared the matter up. "That mouse hospital was from a parrarell universe which accidently transect with yours," said God, in the way a parent would explain to a child. "Sorry, but I had to send it home. As a consolation, I'll give you all more pleasurable orgasms!"
The happy cats spent the rest of their lives banging the shit out of each other and they all agreed that their orgasms were far more pleasurable than before that blessed day when they found the mouse hospital.